An actual conversation Joel and I had not too long ago-

Joel- “Did you know that getting a boob job can be dangerous? Like, you could die?

Me- “Um, yeah. It’s major surgery.


Me- “Wait. Why do you know this?

Joel- …..

Me- “Hold on. Do you want me to get a boob job?!?!

Joel- “No! Of course not!

Me- “Good.

Joel- “Not anymore anyway.

Me- ::punches him::