An actual conversation Joel and I had not too long ago-

Joel- “Did you know that getting a boob job can be dangerous? Like, you could die?”

Me- “Um, yeah. It’s major surgery.”

….

Me- “Wait. Why do you know this?”

Joel- …..

Me- “Hold on. Do you want me to get a boob job?!?!”

Joel- “No! Of course not!”

Me- “Good.”

Joel- “Not anymore anyway.”

Me- ::punches him::