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Updated: Best Caption

Updated:

I love all the caption ideas you all left in the comments. Quite clever. I’m still no closer to understanding an actual reason for this ridiculous parking job but at least I got a couple good chuckles out of the deal. Thank you all for playing, I hope it was as fun for you as it was for me.

The caption I chose made me laugh. Loudly. Whoever Andrew is, he knows his audience.

“My wife just landed 45 minutes ago when I was still watching the game”

I seriously need to know what kind of roofing emergency there could have been to warrant this horrendous parking job.

Hazards on and all.

I mean, I want to hope that something was seriously leaking. Although considering the utter lack of rain (notice the beautiful blue skies) I kind of doubt it.

It’s not a swanky car so I doubt he was worried about door nicks. Not to mention the 20 other open parking spaces.

So why? Why would anyone park like this ever? Is it really that hard to pull in at least kinda sorta straight?

I’m thinking this needs to be a caption contest actually. Mostly because I neeeed to know a possible reason for the insanity!

I’ll change the title to the best caption and credit the winner in a post update.

Ready? Go!

14 Responses to “Updated: Best Caption”

  1. Maryline says:

    This could actually be parallel parking gone totally wrong :)

  2. wifeychronicles says:

    Hahaha maybe he wants people to think his job is super important.

  3. enamoredbyone says:

    My wife was 9 1/2 (yes, I know) months pregnant and she wanted a stinkin' twinkie!! I couldn't say no, and I had to run in as fast as I could!! Don't you understand? Give me a break please… 9 1/2 months…

  4. susie says:

    I really really had to pee.

  5. sudriveraine says:

    You must be drunk, I'm seeing crooked!

  6. Andrew says:

    Since this is an FA post, how about "My wife just landed 45 minutes ago when I was still watching the game"

    • SkyWaitress says:

      This made me laugh for like five minutes.

      Which makes you the winner. Congrats!

      • Andrew says:

        United 1K, work in the airline industry, and am a 6th degree black belt for making it to the airport at the last minute. My wife will gladly attest to my arriving at the airport (SEA and HAM are my worst) with 3 minutes left to get to the gate. Oh, and I almost forgot to pick her up once, which is where this caption came from. It struck home a little too much…

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