Or: The one that makes you want to stab yourself in the ear with a pencil
I love fun, upbeat music. However, some songs are so catchy they ought to be in the same classification as herpes. You never get rid of them. Ever.
Here’s my top 10 list of songs that should be classified as STDs:
10. Blue (Da Ba Dee) – Eiffel 65
Confession: When I was a teenager this was my very favorite song. It still kind of is. Funny story about it though, my dad is extremely conservative. He didn’t want me to listen to it because he said the lyrics were about being depressed. I argued that no, it was in fact about actual blue people. He didn’t believe me until I went online and found the music video. After I played it for him I was allowed to listen to the song. Win.
9. Around the World – ATC
Actually I kind of like this song too but it definitely hangs around your head for awhile.
8. Can’t Get You Out of My Head – Kylie Minogue
This song does warn you in the title so I guess it’s your own fault if you can’t, in fact, get it out of your head.
7. Barbie Girl – Aqua
The cutest annoying song ever. Actually all Aqua songs could probably go on this list. That would be really boring though.
6. Party in the USA – Miley Cyrus
I hate that I love this song. Miley Cyrus drives me crazy and yet when this song comes on the radio I can’t help but turn it up and dance. Then it’s stuck in my head all day. Bah.
5. Dragostea Din Tei – O-Zone
I have a story about this song too. I went to Romania in 2004 with my Au Pair family. While I was there I discovered this fun, catchy tune. I bought the single (with like 6 mixes) and planned to show it off as cool European music when I got back to the States. Unfortunately, once I got back I found out that the song was old news because some dumb kid’s video mocking the song went viral. ::sigh::
4. I like to Move It – Madagascar
Kids cartoons are great for catchy yet annoying songs that you love to hate, aren’t they?
3. The Picard Song
Obviously Joel was the first person to play this for me. Obviously. It’s one that I find myself humming in the shower every once in awhile. I wish I were kidding.
2. Hamster Dance
Oh my this song. Actually when I hear it all I think of is Disney’s Robin Hood.
1. We Like to Party (Venga Bus) – Vengaboys
The official song of Six Flags Great America. How do I know? Because we bought season passes and now this song will be in my head for the rest of my life.
There you have it. That is, if you’ve lasted this long without stabbing out your eardrums. Have any other incredibly catchy songs that should have made the list?