I can’t suck through a straw because doing so could dislodge a clot from the wound and create a dry socket. (incredibly painful I’ve heard.)
I can’t spit for the same reason. This makes brushing my teeth incredibly annoying and they never feel really clean.
My jaw is still really stiff and sore so I can’t open my mouth very wide. Eating a sandwich or banana is next to impossible.
My life is one big that’s what she said joke.